Build as many monuments to self as possible, corner the fake gold gilt tacky accessory market for decorating.
Completely screw up Washington DC with stupid renovation projects. In particular, make sure you block the view of Arlington National Cemetery with a tacky as hell arch de nothing.
Close Kennedy Center because sales went to hell after you put your name on it.
Call any and all Democrats “communists” making it incredibly obvious you don’t understand the difference between socialism and communism.
Declare Victory (again) in the war against Iran. Call reporter who asks you to define Victory a “pig” and bash their network as losers.
Shit post at 2 am, with unbelievably tacky presentations of you in fantasy roles and/or demeaning images of political foes, especially the Obamas.
Swear affordability is a made up word and hoax because “prices are coming down so fast”.
Tell Republicans in Congress for the umpteenth time that it is their god-given duty to manipulate or impede the election process because everyone hates your policies, and they have enabled you at every turn.
Talk about what great guys Kim Jong Un, Vladimir Putin and Xi are.
Pick another fight with an ally, any ally, maybe Mexico this time since they are our next closest neighbor and Canada already despises us.
Announce another stunning golf victory at a club you own. Proclaim self as best golfer ever.
Put new 25-50% tariffs on something, doesn’t matter what, just put them on because you can and then pretend like it doesn’t increase prices for Americans. If possible, ensure the new tariffs are on a former ally so you get a two for one deal.
Redraw a map. Maybe announce Japan is a new state because we defeated them in WWII so it should be ours anyways. After all, all geography requires is a sharpie right?
Come up with another childish 5 year old nick name for someone, preferably a political entity, showing off your incredible grasp of the English language. As part of “language” fun, be sure to misspell some common word while announcing that no one knows how to spell it.
Notice what is not on here-
ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH MAKING LIFE BETTER FOR AMERICANS. GETTING US OUT OF YOUR SENSELESS WAR. BRINGING COSTS DOWN SO AVERAGE AMERICANS CAN AFFORD LIFE.