You believe Donald Trump is the greatest President of all time. After all, the Republican Party is Donald Trump as they have done nothing but enable him. You believe everything Donald Trump says literally despite the fact that he is clearly a pathological liar because he really “relates” to working class Americans, even though he’s never really worked a day in his life and was handed $400 million by his Father to “make his way with”. You’re sure he would just love to have you come visit him at Mar a Lago.
You believe science is a dirty word and prefer to take your technical advice from conspiracy theorists, podcasters, industry PR programs and a Health and Human Services Secretary that eats roadkill and swims in sewage. If you believe vaccines are evil even though you are likely alive today because your parents got you vaccinated as a kid, and if you think measles is “harmless”.
You think climate change is a hoax and don’t really see anything different about the constant flooding, severe drought, forest fires, tornados and 100 degree days all over the United States. If you don’t think FEMA is of any value and are perfectly happy to rebuild your home without any government help if and when a hurricane, flood or tornado destroys it.
You think all immigrants are evil, criminal, drug users that deserve to be deported immediately even if they have no criminal record, have lived, worked and paid taxes here for years, and do jobs that other Americans simply don’t want to do. Oh except your ancestors, who absolutely were immigrants because everyone America is, were different because they were white Anglo Saxon Protestants.
You believe that racism is dead in America except for that being inflicted on poor, mistreated white people when they don’t get every opportunity handed to them regardless of whether they are qualified or deserving. You believe that all young black men are gang members who deserve to shot at traffic stops without any investigation or trial because we “know” they are “bad apples” but don’t think that is at all racist. You think the Proud Boys, Patriotic Front, American Nazi party and the KKK are just “misunderstood”.
You think America is meant to be a white, Christian nationalist country because that is what the Founders and God wanted it to be.
You believe the January 6 rioters are actually American patriots who clearly deserved to be pardoned because they did nothing wrong. Mike Pence probably deserved to be hung for not interfering in the 2020 election that Trump obviously won. Storming the Capitol and destroying property in an incident where several people died was really just a peaceful tour of the facility.
You see nothing wrong with the President becoming $2 Billion richer since being re-elected while the majority of Americans struggle with the day to day cost of living. Conducting 1000’s of stock trades using inside information, funneling defense contracts to businesses run by his sons or trading in timing with specific corporate announcements is just something that our greatest President ever deserves. Nothing to see there or in his ridiculously corrupt Cabinet.
You think the only people who really deserve to vote in America are really white men, women should vote the way their spouses tell them, minorities really shouldn’t get to vote because they only elect radical leftists communists and every ballot should be a paper ballot cast and tallied on Election Day. Mail in voting is clearly illegal and just because Donald Trump votes that way constantly, he’s different and it’s only fair that we make voting easy for him. So what if married women will have to jump through hoops to vote if the SAVE act is approved by Congress? You believe the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump because he says so, even though absolutely no viable proof of that has ever been shown despite over 60 lawsuits claiming so, and his OWN Attorney General said it wasn’t true. What does Bill Barr know anyways?
You think it’s a triumph of capitalism that America is generating Tech Billionaires right and left, almost all from wildly inflated stock prices in new Tech companies that don’t actually produce a thing. Elon Musk clearly deserves to be a trillionaire because he is the smartest and coolest guy ever regardless of how many children he has had with how ever many women. Facebook is such a valuable company ever invented because it’s provided so many useful services to Americans, so it’s only right that Mark Zuckerberg should be a multibillionaire.
You believe that Clean Air, Clean water and Clean land are just a figment of the imagination for those enviro-terrorists that are getting in the way of making a buck everywhere and every way possible regardless of what it does to the environment. Our children and grandchildren will just have to fend for themselves living in the mess that we are creating because that’s what Real Americans do. Nothing says America like burning oil and coal. We should drill for oil in National Parks, off the coasts and beaches of every state, in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge because it’s our god given right to drive huge energy wasting SUVs and trucks and all that EV stuff is just nonsense.
Solar Power is just a leftist plot to destroy America despite the fact that it is the cheapest way to generate electricity in 2026. After all, we love being hostage to the Middle East for oil prices, who cares if the sun is free and controlled by no one but God? All Americans should be proud to pay those ever increasing electric bills because it’s your patriotic duty to do so.
You think Social Security is simply a big fraud game. Who cares if benefits are going o be cut by at least 20% starting in six years? Who really lives off social security anyways? Doesn’t everyone have a big stock portfolio to fall back on?
You think the Department of Justice is perfectly suited to simply act as the President’s personal vendetta group. After all, what fun is it to be President if you can’t use the government to investigate everyone who was ever mean to you for that you didn’t understand or that you perceived as a threat regardless of evidence. McCarthyism was a great time wasn’t it?